Zed Shaw Games
UNLEASH YOUR OVER POWERED GAMING
There has never been so many games where you need OVER POWERED gaming skills to unleash your full potential. Register today for ZSG and git gud.
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Join Zed Virtually, At Random Times.
Prefer to speak to someone about ZSG? Tough. It's 2022. You can't talk to anyone.
Nada, Future Elden Lord
"Zed take me as wretch. He give me Brick Hammer. Nada like brick hammer. Brick hammer smash Troll. Brick hammer smash Rune Bear. Nada be Elden Lord because Zed? You watch Zed or Nada bonk you."
FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS GOING CRAZY? YOU'RE NOT ALONE...
Zed plays only games where everyone is crazy. You'll feel right at home.
If you're ready to learn from the greatest gamer in gaming history, then register for someone else's gaming site. Join ZSG if you want to have fun.
REGISTRATION IS SO OP
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Join Zed Virtually. He Dies A Lot.
"Zed has been a capable guide on my adventures." -- Kara
IS THIS FOR REAL?
Just like gaming, it's as real as you want it to be.
This page is a work of parody of Tony Robbin's Unleash the Power Within and done as a demonstration for the Learn JavaScript the Hard Way course. I am not a supporter of Tony's conference or affiliated with it, but it's only fair I link to it since I'm poking fun at it.
The gaming on the site is for real, and I periodically announce live sessions on my Twitter at @lzsthw. If you register then eventually I'll get an email notification system working that will notify you via email if you want. Things to know about the code for the site:
- The site is written by me and you can see it at my git repository.
- This project is not open source, but you can view it and learn from it.
- It's written in JavaScript, and I wrote the code for the entire stack.
- If you want to use the code for this site, then register for the course.
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GET YOUR OP SUB NOW!
What does a ZSG subscription get you?
- It's FREE baby!
- You don't need to leave your home!
- Watch expert OP gaming!
- Hide from your terrible family and pets!
Is this ridiculous? You bet. Zed isn't a professional gamer, so why bother registering for his site?
Because it's different. It's a personal website created by one person that actually hosts and streams video. It's not beholden to any corporation.
That means Zed can do what he wants. Swear. Be uncool. Be controversial. Whatever is most entertaining. That independence is the real OP move.
This is Zed's FIRST gaming website, so register now to see how it develops.
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Join Zed Virtually. He'll Serve Punch.
Arlene, Consumer of Human Flesh
"Aragghh rorarrrra ugggh. Rraaaarr! Maoaa raarakkkkaghg. NNNnaghgggggg. AAARRRH Zed."
NOT SURE WHAT YOU'LL GET? IT'S FREE. WHO CARES?
What You'll Get With a FREE Subscription
PROFESSIONAL
Professionally crafted videos of amateurish quality gaming. If Tommy Wiseau directed gaming videos they'd be just like this.
HILARIOUS
A fabulous compendium of ridiculously over engineered software just to host some random videos of an old guy showing off his (lack of) gaming prowess. What's more hilarious than that?
SOFTWARE
Early access to new features and eventually an ability to get this software for your own personal gaming vlog. That's right, everyone who registers will be allowed to potentially buy this.
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Join Zed Virtually. Laugh at His Pain.
WHAT IS THIS?
This is a parody landing page that I created for my course Learn JavaScript the Hard Way. I teach full stack JavaScript development and use parody and copying existing websites to teach CSS, HTML, and basic design in addition to the rest of the stack. If you enjoyed this joke, you'll love the course.